Chris Hemsworth: ELLE Man of the Week

Phwoar! Yes, you read that right because ‘phwoar’ is the only correct response to the sight of Chris Hemsworth all dressed up as Thor.

To paraphrase the words of Tai in Clueless ‘break us off a piece of that’.

We’re talking about one serious HUNK here: the flowing blond locks, the tree-trunk arms (oh the arms) and those dazzling blue eyes - he is the quintessential Hollywood hero.

And, if it were socially acceptable for grown women to have posters of men on our bedroom walls, there would be a special place for Chris, a very special place.

Face: made for Hollywood

Body: action man

Personality: heroic

Attainability: a gorgeous Spanish actress already put a ring on it. Sad times.

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PHWOAR!

We love the smile, we love the eyes, we love the hair and we LOVE the tie.

Almost too pretty...

Beef-cake.

Look at those baby blues!

Blue Steel.

That’s an awful lot of buttons undone Chris...

Somebody call a barber immediately, it’s an emergency.

Oh God, he’s holding a tiny baby!!

Mmm arty black and white = extra hot.

Hollywood’s golden boy.

You’re meant to just drink it Chris...

Chunk of hunk.